. . . . . . . Cats are cooler than you . . . . . . .


Tell me a bedtime story


it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father



some people really have that????

that’s incredibe

(via the-bloodless-arcanist)



Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via the-bloodless-arcanist)


I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly


It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via iwillmindfuckyou)